Sunday, February 13, 2011
Penny
Last month I met a gorgeous young lady named Penny. Penny Loafer. She seemed like a real heel. I think she has a lot of sole. When I met her she was walking her dog but the dog wouldn't stop barking. Naturally she would tell her dog, "Hush Puppy. Hush Puppy!" Penny called last week to inform me her dog was tragically killed. He was hit by a toe truck, driven by some guy named Stacey Adams. It was a beautiful funeral. He was buried in a shoebox, 6 feet under, on ol' boot hill. Rev. Tom McCann was the eulogist. The reception menu was tasty. It included corn, and of course, jams. Penny and I are kicking it to this day!
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF!
My name is Dante Daniel Dominic Damian Devon Demtrius Davis. In Spansh thats pronounced Juan Don Felipe Julio Enrique Sanchez Lopez. You can call me Hardy Dar Har! I'm The Secretary of Great here at Me Like Jokes. Feel free to leave comments and tell all of your friends about our groundbreaking new site! This is just the start!!!
Monday, January 24, 2011
Friday, January 21, 2011
Betty White and the Beatles
Ok so seriously, Happy Birthday Betty White. I know we're a few days late, but hey, at least we remembered. And who knew about this little known Beatles song? In my ever so humble opinion, it should become a classic. I mean, it might take a couple days to get to that point because it was only just discovered. How it didn't make it into the Beatles anthology, I do not know...
Cameron
Director of Awesome, Me Like Jokes
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Subscriber Contest and Prize Ideas
Okay everyone, we are ready to give away some prizes. Our goal is 5,000 subscribers. Now we know that Rome wasn't built in a day. (And neither was my brother in law's extensive collection of Star Wars Lego spaceships). So to show how awesome we are, we're going to give prizes along the way. This is what I propose: The first prize will be given away at 100 subscribers. The second at 500. Third at 1,000. Another at 2,000 and finally the grand prize will be given out at 5,000 subscribers.
First off to qualify for entry into the contest you have to be a Me Like Jokes blog subscriber and you have to make a comment on the blog. You will get an entry for the first three comments you make per tier. And once we reach a tier goal the slate is wiped clean and you have to comment again for a chance at the next prize. For example: If Mary makes three comments before we reach 100 subscribers, then she gets her name entered 3 times into the raffle. But before we reach 500 subscribers she didn't comment again. Then she does not get her name entered into the raffle for the 500 subscriber prize.
Alright, clear as calculus? Great.
If you win we'll let you choose from a list of prizes! (Again to show you how awesome we are.) Now here are some ideas for prizes:
First off to qualify for entry into the contest you have to be a Me Like Jokes blog subscriber and you have to make a comment on the blog. You will get an entry for the first three comments you make per tier. And once we reach a tier goal the slate is wiped clean and you have to comment again for a chance at the next prize. For example: If Mary makes three comments before we reach 100 subscribers, then she gets her name entered 3 times into the raffle. But before we reach 500 subscribers she didn't comment again. Then she does not get her name entered into the raffle for the 500 subscriber prize.
Alright, clear as calculus? Great.
If you win we'll let you choose from a list of prizes! (Again to show you how awesome we are.) Now here are some ideas for prizes:
Tier 100
2 month subscription to NetFlix
Me Like Jokes t-shirt
Autographed 20X30 Movie Poster of your favorite Me Like Jokes video
$20 Gift card to Starbucks
ArcLight Cinema tickets for 2
Star in a Me Like Jokes video
$20 iTunes gift card
Tier 500
iPod shuffle
3 month subscription to Net Flix
30 minute massage at Cielo Spa in Claremont
Dinner for 2 at Bucca di Beppo
50 dollar gift card to Best Buy
Tier 1000
6 month subscription to NetFlix
Warner Bros studios VIP tours for 2
90 minute massage at Cielo Spa in Claremont
2 tickets to a Dodgers game
Dinner for 2 at the Mission Inn
JVC Everio GZMS110 Black Flash Memory Camcorder w/ 39x Optical Zoom
Tier 2000
iPod Nano
Universal Studios passes for 2 (12month No Black Out)
Tickets to the Pantages theatre for 2
2 tickets to a Lakers game
Portable DVD player
Tier 5000
Disneyland Premium pass for 1
(or 2 California Select passes)
2 night stay at Marriot in San Diego or Newport Beach
Airfare and 2 night Hotel stay for 2 to San Francisco
Kindle DX
Canon EOS Rebel XS
32 inch LCD TV
Excellent, yes? If you have any suggestions let us know.
Also, in case you have my luck and never win anything, we will be giving out prizes for comments we like. If you have my skills you will win often. We call these Podd Prizes. Here are some examples:
Autographed photo of Satan, Feliciano and other MLJ characters
Pogs and slammer
Autographed photo of Satan, Feliciano and other MLJ characters
Pogs and slammer
Autographed artwork by Joey Topaz
A pet rock
Customized ringtones from MLJ characters
Your name mentioned in an MLJ video
Assistant Director for a day at Me Like Jokes
A collection of Haikus and Tankas written by Todd Blaquiere
Old t-shirt worn by a cast member in a sketch
A set of fake mustaches
Stuff from our prop and costume closet
We'd like to start this contest soon so... stay tuned. (Stay tuned is a totally outdated term, so I'm going to make up a new one.) Stay logged in! (Yeah, that is way better).
Todd Blaquiere
Chief Excellence Officer
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