Sunday, February 13, 2011
Penny
Last month I met a gorgeous young lady named Penny. Penny Loafer. She seemed like a real heel. I think she has a lot of sole. When I met her she was walking her dog but the dog wouldn't stop barking. Naturally she would tell her dog, "Hush Puppy. Hush Puppy!" Penny called last week to inform me her dog was tragically killed. He was hit by a toe truck, driven by some guy named Stacey Adams. It was a beautiful funeral. He was buried in a shoebox, 6 feet under, on ol' boot hill. Rev. Tom McCann was the eulogist. The reception menu was tasty. It included corn, and of course, jams. Penny and I are kicking it to this day!
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF!
My name is Dante Daniel Dominic Damian Devon Demtrius Davis. In Spansh thats pronounced Juan Don Felipe Julio Enrique Sanchez Lopez. You can call me Hardy Dar Har! I'm The Secretary of Great here at Me Like Jokes. Feel free to leave comments and tell all of your friends about our groundbreaking new site! This is just the start!!!
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